1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - that's Direct Marketing.
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2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.' - that's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and het her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me" - that's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - that's Public Relations.
5. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - that's 5. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - that's Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!". She gives you a nice hard slap in the face - that's Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" and she introduces you to her husband. That's Supply and Demand gap..
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich, will you marry me?" and she goes with him. That's competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: I'm rich, marry me!" your wife arrives. That's restriction for entering new markets!